As you know, on the 11th the Twin Cities got a LOT of snow. In about an 18 hour time frame it got between 15-20 inches of snow, depending on where in the metro you were. It resulted in two snow days for me off of work (which has no happened in the four years I have been up there)
So, here's my tutorial - How to move your car in 18 inches of snow:
1st step: Walk out to the car without getting too much snow in your shoes.
2nd step: Try to find your car in the heaps of snow.

3rd step: Assess the situation in front of you and realize, "Yup, that's a lot of snow!"

4th step: After identifying your car and approaching you, you realize you must remove 18 inches of snow to get the shovel out of the trunk (Thank you again, Lily, for telling me to get that when I first moved to MN)

5th step: Once you got the shovel out, you realize you should have packed a snow blower in the trunk instead.
6th step: You realize there's melting snow already in your shoes, so the logical thing is to first make a path way around the car to avoid further snow in the shoes.
7th step: Start on the top and use the shovel to remove heaps of snow.

8th-12th step: Well you finally get the car cleaned off enough to be able to attempt to drive it to a new spot where it wont get ticketed that night as they plow the streets. Ah, but now that you've freed the car, you need a new place to park it. If you're lucky, you'll get one of the three limited alley parking spots that are safe to park in. Oh, but wait, no so fast, you can't move it that easily! You must clean out the parking space, which probably hasn't had a vehicle in it for about two hours...yes more shoveling! Well once you get that cleared out, you ask the kind neighbor who is also out with his snow blower to borrow his trash can to save the spot you just spent time digging out. You walk back around the block to your car and hope you removed enough snow in front of your car to get you into the trenches of the street. And now matter how much shoveling you do, you realize you don't have the energy to shovel the whole street, which is what is needed for your car to move in nearly two feet of snow. Back and forth...Drive and reverse, and drive and reverse, you keep rocking the car to get it to move inches at a time. And then a truck start to turn down the street facing you. There's not room for the two of you to go down the street, and you're stuck blocking half of the street with your stuck car. But here, for once, Minnesota Nice comes in handy, and the gentleman ask you if you'd like a pull out on to the main street (about 150 feet). You can't turn down an opportunity like that and thank him for his help when you get to the main street and remember what it's like to have traction again!
Whatever step we are now: You finally are able to park your car in to the spot you had cleared. due to the tight fit though, you have to do some fancy turning and park your car in backwards.

(You're considerate enough to at least shovel out a path way next to your car from the apartment door to the alley so that your fellow apartment-mates will have a place to walk)
